eating eggs like jeremy irons 

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

eating eggs like jeremy irons by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

I LIKE YOUR CUT G 

getting hit in the back of the head by an idiot that thinks hes cool

I LIKE YOUR CUT G idiot like haha I LIKE UR CUT G *gets knocked out* *gets internal brain damage *dead*

I LIKE YOUR CUT G by i =m ded October 27, 2020

hungry like the wolf 

being extremely horny and lusting after women because you haven't gotten any in a long time

Man I haven't gotten any in forever, I'm just hungry like the wolf.

hungry like the wolf by boxybrown154 March 19, 2009

'I like turtles' bomb 

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.

person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.

'I like turtles' bomb by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 12, 2010

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert 

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

sweating like a Muslim in customs 

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

sweating like a Muslim in customs by ih8pinks April 22, 2019

Wook-a-Like 

A wook that looks like your friend but is not your friend.

Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.

Yo brah i thought I saw my kid Turtle that had all that work for me but when I chased him down it ended up just being a wook-a-like...Damnit, no work for me, can I get a schwilly off that balloon?

Wook-a-Like by MoneyStashTimberHos June 19, 2009