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Blart Job

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.
Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.
by Blart King August 7, 2011
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banerrylope job

When a woman sucks a man's penis after it has been dipped into a strawberry, banana, cantelope shake.
Venesa gave this one dude a banerrylope job and he loved it!
by rollin' with the kc crew. August 31, 2009
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Weems Job

1. an abusive, nagging rant that scolds on every slightest abberration, usually by a person of higher authority (see: OCD)
2. pure ownage
"Man, my boss gave me a Weems Job today"
"LOLZ THIS N00B GOT A WEEMS JOB"
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suck job

the actual defined term of when a woman sucks the mans sausage area.
Man that slut Tammy gave me such an amazing suck job last night.
by Carter John Gautier March 21, 2018
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forehead job

A particularly violent form of sexual stimulation involving a girl's forehead running up and down the shaft of the penis in an effort to provide pleasure. Often results in a visit to A&E.
That Amy girl gave me a forehead job last night, I needed twelve stitches!
by DaddyKeyte April 9, 2014
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fog job

A Fog Job is when a female is giving a male head, and the girl giving head is smoking a cigar or pipe at the time. The girl draws smoke into her mouth, goes down, and when the penis is as far into the mouth as possible, exhales the smoke, causing a foggy effect around the genitals.

A fog job is NOT a fog job when smoking cigarettes or weed.

Smoking weed and doing this results in a Joint Job
Hey I didn't like that Sarah smoked cigars, until she gave me a fog job last night!
by Snuckshot July 20, 2009
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Snug job

The act of performing oral sex in or around an establishment for cases of miller high life
Last week Joe gave out fifteen snug jobs at stars and was drunk for three weeks.
by Drewski85 March 13, 2010
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