Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.

I was planning on gooning non-stop on the first day of December, but when I woke up, my body already auto-gooned for me

by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026

Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

I was about to goon all day and night on thr first day of December, but my body already auto-gooned for me making me wet in the morning.

by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026

TFFFF Goon Queen

A girl who openly admits (and brags about) wanting guys to receive her pics solely so they can “goon” obsessively—edging endlessly, losing brain cells to her images—then caps it with “DUHHH THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TFFFF” to emphasize the thrill of being the center of someone’s porn-brain-rot fixation. The “TFFFF” adds ironic emphasis, like she’s mocking how obvious and hot the degradation kink is.

These TFFFF Goon Queens are out here turning nudes into goon sessions and acting like it’s casual. We get it, you love being jerk-off material.

by AD_Ridgeport February 28, 2026

Tactical Goon

The act of gooning for mental clarity to compleat a task.

"Man i hit a tactical goon last night to finish my math assignment"
"god i gotta try that sometime i fell asleep and couldnt finish"

by Crankinghogsallnight March 22, 2026

Hiroshima Goon Sesh

When you Goon so violently an imprint of the gooners body is soaked into the bed.

Dude I just went in Tony’s room and he had a total Hiroshima goon sesh in there.

by Huroshimagooner March 22, 2026

Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.

I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.

by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025

Mufasa Goon

Mufasa Goon is The act of energetically masturbating while simultaneously pushing a girl off the bed and as she tries to climb back up, beating her back down with your penis. It's like a wild and energetic combo move in the bedroom

Jonh: How was your weekend?
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon

by Cmasterw February 18, 2025