Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.
‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
The Golden State Warriors (GSW) are an NBA team that used to play in Oakland but now plays in San Francisco at Chase Center. They made the finals in five straight years: 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Of those finals appearances, they won in 2015, 2017 and 2018. Part of the reason they were good for so long was the leadership of Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant the snake. As a result of this success, many twelve-year-olds have bandwagoned to the Warriors fan base and have begun worshiping Curry like he's the second coming of Christ. Many fans from around the NBA will tell you that the Warriors are their least favourite team.
Golden State Warriors fan: Our team may suck now, but we won three championships within a span of four years so we're obviously California's team!