by zSplits December 5, 2018
Get the Cock Fart mug.1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.
by mkdaddy October 21, 2013
Get the fart starter mug.by Coochie God February 15, 2021
Get the coochie fart mug.A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.
We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it
by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010
Get the hallmark fart mug.An explosive emission of wind from the Anus ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the arse area.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
by Peteskye October 15, 2014
Get the Pool Fart mug.When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
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