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Fart Number 

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
Fart Number by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Related Words

Fart Jacuzzi 

When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi

Matthew: By using the power of farts

Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep

Kate:.....Nice
Fart Jacuzzi by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Fart Coming 

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt
Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross
Fart Coming by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021

fart knockery 

The act of being thoroughly annoying, especially to a sibling.
Example:
I’m tired of sharing a bathroom with Gianni & his fart knockery. He’s old enough to know not to pee on the toilet!!!
fart knockery by Moo-to-the-ka February 12, 2021

fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.
fart speak by daveobot February 14, 2021

Fart Dust 

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.
I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.
Fart Dust by Impala_067 February 16, 2021