I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily is a girl with a great perspective. She sees the world in her own way, weather it is good or bad. Emily is the kindest, loyalest person you will ever meet. And if you know an Emily you are one of the luckest people to ever exist!!!! Emily is the ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who would never walk away from a friend. Emily's are very independent.
Girl 1: Hey that is my best friend Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!
by emylouswitz@icloud.com March 31, 2020
Get the Emilymug. 
by bcaleb May 22, 2024
Get the Emilymug. Emily is the most amazing person who is currently on the facetime right now!! She doesn't fully know it yet but she is so wonderful and caring and empathetic and a really good artist too. She is very good at ranting both listenting to others and saying her own, good storyteller. She is always looking out for others and so selfless however she needs to remember to stop and smell the roses and make sure she feels okay too. And also at one point get an actual good nights rest ;) She is so very loved and that doesn't change depending on how her life is going and how she feels. Wherever she is she is always missed, even if she's only next door. Her presence is a comforting one which can always bash out a good disney tune, on the piano, guitar or voice - many talents has she. We love you Emily <3
by british mickey mouse October 2, 2023
Get the Emilymug. It's hard to find the correct words to describe her and it's even harder to stop thinking about her. Once she enter in your life there's no return. Beutiful, kind, smart, funny, adorable, mature, unique and stunning are just some words that can be close to her definition. She always wants to do the things right and to help others. It is the reason why she is so loved by her friends. Her unique lifestyle and conviction makes her the best at everything. When Emily don't know how to do something she learns it and when it is too dificult she don't give up 'cause she is unbeatable. There's nothing that she can't learn. There's nothing that se can't do. Even when everything is against her she finds a way to succed. If you ever met an Emily you'll be blessed for the rest of your life.
She will probably lift you out of your comfort zone and a lot of challenges will appear but that's what makes the life enjoyable. That's what makes her special.
She will probably lift you out of your comfort zone and a lot of challenges will appear but that's what makes the life enjoyable. That's what makes her special.
by Sebastiánrojas November 22, 2021
Get the Emilymug. NEGATIVES
She only thinks about her self!
She loves to complain
Has to have all of the attention all she has a fit
She is bisexual
Sometimes forgets about others feelings
POSITIVES
She is soo funny
doesn't get embarrassed in front of friends
She is crazy in a good, fun way
Always has fun ideas
isn't afraid to eat a lot
She only thinks about her self!
She loves to complain
Has to have all of the attention all she has a fit
She is bisexual
Sometimes forgets about others feelings
POSITIVES
She is soo funny
doesn't get embarrassed in front of friends
She is crazy in a good, fun way
Always has fun ideas
isn't afraid to eat a lot
by REAL_MEANINGS_TO_NAMES_ August 12, 2018
Get the emily shephardmug.