Tom

Guy who’s leng init. He’s got massive bunda and a magnum chode

Omg it’s a tom

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Tom

Tom is quite a cool dude. He is super smart, although not very athletic. He is very nice and humble, and would value above anyone else. Tom is a boyfriend who will not only help you get better grades, but would never cheat on you and would bring out the best in you. If you get a Tom, never let him go.

Dude 1: That guy is so smart
Dude 2: That's Tom
Dude 1: That makes sense

by MincecraftBeGay! July 3, 2018

Tom Brokeoff

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.

Hey where's (insert random person here)?

Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.

by daddyklondike June 2, 2022

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

tom

is really really really really really really dum

yo that tom is really really really really dum

by thevanderzzfanboy May 5, 2023

Tom Holland's Jawline

The most perfect angle to ever exist in the whole entire universe.

I'll only marry a man who has Tom Holland's Jawline. In short; I'm single for life.

by KBurrito April 21, 2022

tom

a really really cool boy who doesn’t know what too do with his hair in lockdown

tom was cool

by yourbritishboy May 22, 2020