Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.
by hell yeah big boah November 23, 2021
dylan is the best person in the world he can sometimes be mean. He will always be there for you where you need him overall he is the best
by dyllan21 March 03, 2022
Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious i love absolutely everything about him, He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfect hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long. Dylan is my absolute favorite person and everyone knows it there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me. personally me and Dylan are the opposite i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him. i feel so lucky to have my own Dylan that is so dearly in love with me even though i will always say i love him more cause there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i’ll never stop loving Dylan.
by yourfavpinklover November 27, 2023
Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious. He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfectly styled hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long.there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me Dylan has the best hands ever. the veins are perfectly placed and stick out the right amount.i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him.there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t have him in my life reassuring me about everything. he’s helped me overcome so many things and helps me in so many other ways. I love dylan
by yourfavpinklover December 09, 2023
He is an individual with an extremely magnetic personality. He knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. He is truly a great person with a beautiful heart and soul but you can’t tell him that or it might go to his head. Dylan is a jack of traits, he is intelligent without having to show it, handsome and confident without crossing the line of arrogance, stupidly funny, and has a constantly growing number of skills and hobbies. The man is not only surprisingly responsible and focused but has so many goals and aspirations. He has a great future awaiting him and has OCD for some reason.. who would’ve thought a football player cared so much about hygiene. This boy is so stubborn and playful, he needs time to grow but he has so much ahead of him. It’s difficult knowing what’s going on in that head of his especially because he doesn’t show his vulnerability to just anyone, but once you get to know him you’d notice how sensitive he really is, even if he probably wouldn’t agree.
by Litawlywinkwink May 12, 2024
Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.
by Feetpics1080p February 15, 2022
Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022