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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall

by JonnyBDE July 05, 2022

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

Who gives a fuck

People who actually care about others opinions and actions.

"Who gives a fuck? Kara does!"

by ajaxwife2022 November 26, 2024

fuck as fuck

Kind of like funny as fuck but when you're too excited about the joke you forget to spell funny correctly.

That joke was fuck as fuck!

by what-time-is-it April 11, 2022

are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

Fuck you showdown

When multiple people say fuck you to each other.

Fuck you Dave, well fuck you Tom, we just had a fuck you showdown.

by cmill7589 January 07, 2025