walking wank 

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)

"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"

walking wank by the anaconda October 18, 2010

walking party 

A person, or a group of people, who are so fun to be with, that wherever they go, there's bound be a party, or at least a good time.

Sarah and Julia are so much fun that they are a walking party!!!! HELL YEAH!

walking party by wassupimawalkingparty July 31, 2011

Walking the Wombat 

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

Walking the Wombat by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

walking chimney 

It gives similarity for a person whom can't stop smoking and always hold cigars on the lips. Her / his cigarette always been light up and smoke covers her / his surrounding all the times. Suits to use for heavy smokers whom just can't stop smoking and always be seen with light up cigars and smoke.

"She is such a walking chimney. I can't barely breath besides her!"

"Here comes the walking chimney!"

walking chimney by XanaYana June 1, 2013

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

Walking Into Heavy Traffic by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

walker ivy

A complete pussy. He is an extreme lightweight in more ways than one. He masturbates constantly, but he pulls bad bitches.

Dude that John guy is a total Walker Ivy. He is always masturbating, and he is the worst at Fantasy Football

walker ivy by fat stacks22 November 23, 2014

Walkenlost 

When your thoughts no longer possessed or retained by others. You think you know where you are whether it be a conversation, event, etc. but others cannot process

Tony: The flames are dancing, it's so hot. I can feel the heat. From here. Hey what do you do when you run out of gas, for your car? Sometimes we should think about that for this

Johnny: The fuck is that guy talking about?

Tony's friend: he's trying to say the fire needs more wood. Sorry people get walkenlost in his words

Walkenlost by A guy who has seen this January 20, 2015