tossing the waffle 

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead

Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away

tossing the waffle by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

chubby wubby waffle by sarahdan January 27, 2017

pushing the waffle 

Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..

Matt, stop pushing the waffle

pushing the waffle by Creamcicle June 25, 2017

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast 

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

cock gobbling slut waffle 

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

cock gobbling slut waffle by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

Eaten Potato Waffle 

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

Eaten Potato Waffle by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

Falafel my Waffle 

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

Falafel my Waffle by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018