Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

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humble trap

A hybrid of the humble brag and the thirst trap, the humble trap deploys the appearance of vulnerability and authenticity in social media posts as bait for romantic or sexual conquests.

Social media post: “I’ve been trying to learn how to put contacts in, but it’s hard because my eyelashes are so long.”

Commenter: “Ok, but why are you also shirtless in this video? Is this a humble trap?”

by Mons Vesuvius July 08, 2023

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Virtual Trapping

Anything “legally” done to obtain any such profit, gain, and or notoriety of any sort via online.

I sold out of T-shirts , feels good to know all of my Virtual Trapping is paying off!

by Virt January 07, 2021

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Kaybree Trap

When you’re talking to kaybree and you think she likes you but she’s just looking for friends and too nice to say so.

“Yeah I’m talking to kaybree,”
“Are you sure you’re not in the Kaybree trap?”

by Okayokayokay March 22, 2019

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Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.

Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.

by SoupOrSpy September 07, 2015

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