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Horse

by PolishHorse June 11, 2023
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Trojan Horse Formation

In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.
Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”

Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023
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Horse

Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.
Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
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horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
by briansten March 5, 2023
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horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting
"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."
by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023
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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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