HorseInTheMidst's definitions

Horse

Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.

Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.

Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023