teenage mutant ninja turtles 

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Sea Turtles 

When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.

'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.

Sea Turtles by J david February 1, 2008

turtleback bag 

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

turtleback bag by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

Turtledoving 

A term for when a couple that cuddles, nuzzles, necking, and maybe goes beyond that in a public place. Meanwhile the couple is completely oblivious to there surrounding or how there making people uncomfortable. This is due to cupcaking.

Take a look a the two turtledoving like that. They had gotta be aware everyones watching right ?

Turtledoving by Theamazinggeek May 15, 2018

TurtleDuck 

The animal species classification for the Koopa Troopa enemies found in Nintendo's Mario Brothers games.

It's the worst when you die at the hands at one of those generally useless jumping turtleducks in SuperMario Bros.

TurtleDuck by deefab430 January 25, 2010

ninja turtles  

It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.

I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.

ninja turtles by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008

turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009