Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

pizza stick

A pizza stick but also Something that u call someone to insult them

Person 1: I hate u, Pizza stick
Person 2: IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS

by Idk1243 June 15, 2019

mosaic pizza

What is there to say? Any pizza made out of many small, square tiles.

It's a mosaic pizza!
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMOSAIC PIZZAAAA!!!

by Cos, Aziz, I map. July 21, 2007

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

pizza fugue

The heady, fuzzy, nearly unconscious state that one slips into after devouring pizza.

Tim: "Sam, what's wrong man? You look like you're about to faint."
Sam: "Nah man, I'm good. I ate a whole pizza, and now I am in a pizza fugue."

by tcbailey123 July 14, 2017