Humahns 

A creature that views itself as the ultimate reason for being.

Joseph: America put its flag on the moon. Oh the humahns.

Humahns by Jomish February 13, 2022

Human bobcat 

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

Human bobcat by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

human fountain 

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

human fountain by Alofi February 25, 2022

Human Clock 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

Human Clock by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

Human

The face of Earth

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.

Human by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022

Himansh Sharma

Is a rare and rather toxic concoction of flamboyance, self-obsession, vulgarity and vile mannerisms all complied in one human being.

A thorough imbecile with an IQ lower than the average room temperature spends 99% of his time being a royal SIMP lord.

Can often be spotted in the wild indulging in cringe-worthy crass, uncouth and rather blasphemous activities.

Bleaching your bodily hair just to prove you’re blonde is soooo Himansh Sharma.

Himansh Sharma by coochie leprechaun March 29, 2022

human rug 

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

human rug by Uselezz April 12, 2022