benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate

What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.

benefit friend by ray of light March 4, 2011

Friender Bender 

Doing some type of glutenous activity with a friend.

My best friend and I went on a friender bender to our favorite restaurant.

Friender Bender by Mike_TV June 25, 2012

national fuck your friend day 

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

national fuck your friend day by medium dick mike April 8, 2021

Asking for a friend 

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

boy best friend

literally there whenever you need it. don't have a bf ? get a boy best friend they're comforting whenever and aren't ever gonna screw up your feelings like an actually boyfriend @ caiden @ keith :)

i want a boy best friend

boy best friend by jack's at boy scout camp July 4, 2017

Luke Friend

Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.

Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.

Luke Friend by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

imaginary friend by Keael January 7, 2006