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f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
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Pedro Henrique F

A boy who is laughing his ass off by searching for his definition and finding this.
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by Bryna V. October 23, 2020
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F*ckening

Used to describe a nonsensical, but predictable, scenario that is taking place. Like in the context of how wild 2016 has been, and all the events through the year that seem very wild and made up, but are actually real. Now the end of the year has come, and we are just used to the nonsense.
(In reaction to a nonsense event one is currently witnessing) "Ah, Yes, the F*ckening..."
by ChickenMcfuckit December 14, 2016
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Talkward as f

The guy who thinks he's funny yet doesn't make any sense ,let alone anyone laugh!!!
Juddy thinks he's funny but really he's just Talkward as f
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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by mm uime drifted June 29, 2021
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F

What you do to relate to a death or bad experience
"My cat died"
"F"
by ,fhczh,uf uf October 13, 2022
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F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.
1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion
by Dawnof rastobeyl June 6, 2010
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