turd face

a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia

otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.

by pat meminge March 3, 2009

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

Huge turd

To sleep for long periods of time and really disappoint your parents not only by your sleeps habits but your sexual adventures on winona

Man, did you see that huge turd sleep the week away after getting cocked up at the vacation house?

by youre going to hear me snore November 30, 2013

Turd Transport

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

Trida

Used to describe the someone who walks in front of the tv just as you are about to inialate the enemy in an online game of Halo 3.

1. Why did you have to be such a Trida and ruin my game?

2. Can you believe her, she was such a Trida during my game!

by Mrs. Squinchy February 3, 2010

munkee turd

bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja

1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...

by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008

drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 26, 2011