Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.

I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.

by anonymous January 6, 2025

trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.

Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.

by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.

Look at that Trump Turkey!

by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

Josk Turkey Truck

A Josk Turkey Truck is a truck that has a long build than a usual truck size. Use this information if you will.
That Josk Turkey Truck is not what it means, but Josk Turkey just means long alright. Please do not win this time as No one can find themselves the one to blame. This Option is a fitness time and due to the wet weather there is a chance to be fluently weird...

Truck Driver: Look how long this truck man 😭😭😭😭😭
The Person: Isn't that a Josk Turkey Truck??
Truck Driver: Yes it is a Josk Turkey.
The Person: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
Truck Driver: Can you please Shut up.

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025

Trailer turkey

Pink, plastic flamingo that is typically seen in the front yards of trailer parks.

Look at those trailer turkeys in that trailer park.

by rmed July 6, 2025