december the three 

dumbass way of saying december the 3rd

"my game is on december the three"-Hugo
"ur a fucking idiot"-Michael

december the three by JD09 March 15, 2007

water the turkey 

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

water the turkey by jimcool126 June 25, 2008

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

tongueing the toaster by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Shouting at the toilet 

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

Shouting at the toilet by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012

front of the train 

Guy with the smallest dick is the front of the train.

Jared’s team made him front of the train because of his small cock.

front of the train by Chad farthouse November 19, 2019

The Twilight Effect 

From the 2008 movie and book series "Twilight" this is where every girl regardless of age will fall in love wih the main character, Edward Cullen. Somehow women seem to get this unrealistic view that Edward Cullen is a living person and will fall in love with you if you see his movie or read his books enough.

That Edward Cullen is sooooooo cute!
Ohno, Janet has fallen into The Twilight Effect

The Twilight Effect by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

The Tree

A common hangout for hoodlums in Webberville Michigan, durations of sitting at the tree could last all day, and sometimes all night. activities include but not limited to smoking ganja, listening to music on cell phones, bumping to rap in cars, or sitting there waiting for people to drive by that you know.

Yo E lets chill at the tree and smoke a fat blunt!

The Tree by Billdwreck July 10, 2011