The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
by Kick your ass February 19, 2014
Get the suprise turd mug.The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.
Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018
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When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020
Get the Suprise feature mug.Surpresent ; is to engage in the act of representing 1/3rd of the world's population, or under the voting age, or where it's unsafe to do so.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
Get the Surpresent mug.Where when your girlfriend is studying or working, When she dosent see you pin her down and give her supprise facial.
Im going to give my girlfriend a surprise ghost tonight when she's working. Supprise ghost when you nut on her face when shes working.
by Im15 October 29, 2020
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While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
by Arrogantman April 20, 2021
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