Sam

A hippo

go back to the zoo sam no one likes u

by SKSKSKSKANDIOOP August 28, 2019

Sam

A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.

Bro, I wanna feel you inside me; you’re such a sam

by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017

Sam

Sam is a little bitch, a man/woman who is secretly a toad as well.

person 1: Omg what the hell is that thing?
person 2: It's a sam

by TheNutGrabber May 1, 2020

Sam

she slays the day away today☀️☀️

random person: sam is so emo but also she slays

"im not emo im depressed theres a difference🖤"

by defnotmimi August 13, 2023

Sam

A name for the most annoying person in the world, he hits girls and tries to fight them. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SAM they will ruin your life.

SAM is a horrible person. SAM doesn’t have any friends. We all hate SAM.

by Everyone person that hates Sam June 24, 2019

Sam

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet

Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!

by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020

Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.

Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"

by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024