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new york city

The origin city of half the USA's actors, artists, musicians, fashions, and pizza.
Famous people from New York City:

Anne Bancroft
Norman Rockwell
Art Garfunkel
Lindsay Lohan
Billy Joel
Michael Jordan
50 Cent
Mel Brooks
Jerry Seinfeld
Donald Trump

The list goes on and on...
new york city by Green Sharpie August 26, 2007

new jersey turnpike 

the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.
White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!

Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
new jersey turnpike by McDizzle March 29, 2004

New Martinsville 

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.
New Martinsville by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008

New Jersey 

Excluding Atlantic City and parts of the Jersey shore, a state that is no where near as good as both downstate and upstate New York. Despite the stereotypes, New York is much more real, less materialistic, and has more interesting towns and places to hang out.
Johnny grew up in Bergen County, New Jersey but went to school in New Paltz, he always says how much nicer New York is and eventually wants to move there.

Mary: Hey want to check out the newest bags from coach and sunglasses from Chanel at the Garden State Plaza? Then we can go to the diner
Jess: Why go to the Garden State Plaza when you can go skiing in the Adirondacks, sightseeing at Niagara Falls, and go party in the Hamptons?
New Jersey by Brownie Girl July 19, 2010

New Florence 

A crappy old town 20 minutes from Ligonier that has no life and is full of a whole bunch of low-lifes, gangsters, and trailer park trash.
Eww, you're going to New Florence?
New Florence by AnneMuchesko21 January 23, 2012

New Jersey 

I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great.

In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.

GET AT US
New Jersey by dirtyjerseybitches January 4, 2011