Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

Google

The greatest search engine ever created

Every time someone changes their default search engine to Google, Josh Hawley whines like a little bitch.

by TheWorldOfWayne March 16, 2021

Googlesmack

Googlesmack- when you ask Google a question and get 20 answers.

You've been googlesmacked!

by Smack-D March 18, 2021

google

google.com

Person one: "Google"
Person two: *shoots person one with a desert eagle*

by captain magma723 April 1, 2021

googlecalendarable

The term traces back its very roots to the tradition of the student organisation AIESEC. The members of this organisation, in an attempt to fulfill their own humankind potential everyday to the fullest, tend to inexhaustibly add the most trivial of tasks - like taking the dishes out of the dishwasher- to their Google Calendar... a tool, which they find of highest indispensability to the leaders of tomorrow.

Darling, if you set 'Be happy' as a New Year's Resolution you will never be happy. Like, fine, be happy, but ...when, how often, how much, how long be happy? Now, if you set 'Get up at 8 am every day and work one hour on project X' you might one day be indeed happy. You know why? Exactly. The task is measurable, trackable, attainable ... It is googlecalendarable.

by leeea April 12, 2021

Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?

Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

googlespeeding

When your quickly trying to find a soulution to a problem using google and your googling things to fast.

Me: oh god my water tank exploded! *starts googlespeeding*

google for some reason: flex tape can fix it!
google the second time: try kicking the water tank?
google the third time: grab a stuffed rhino, shove it up your ass, then shit on the water tank with great velocity.

Me: oh fuck it ill just live with no water.

by Questionforgodwhy April 17, 2021