Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.

Woah, that was a killer face fart!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

justin fart

a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot

Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?

John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch

by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012

fart cave

When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.

Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!

by buffybean November 27, 2012

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013