Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.

Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham

by Stinbot May 11, 2025

Chinese soup strainer

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

by Markerbiter May 12, 2025

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025

Chineseify

Verb.

The act of turning another person or yourself Chinese. Typically done by chinese witchcraft, evil fucked up homophobic Chinese witchcraft, or, Chinese spray.

"Either I need glasses, or someone Chineseified Harold."

"Last night I was Chineseified!"

"Mikes being a real asshole, me and the guys are gonna Chineseify him later."

by Harvard Definitions November 10, 2025

Chinese language

A slang term referring English as tonal language (read: the language where the tone and the intonation influence the meaning of a sentence), e.g. "You want to eat." v.s. "You want to eat?"

I never realized English could be like a Chinese language until I heard someone ask, 'You want to eat?' with such different tones—turns out it totally changes the meaning!

by Emotional Cruiser November 20, 2025