Cum Tache 

A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree

(Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!!
(Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!!

Cum Tache by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009

cum spin shot 

When you are analizing a girl and then you spin her around and cum in her face

Do her in the ass then spin her round and cum in her face; cum spin shot

cum spin shot by dmc3020 April 15, 2006

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

cum stalagtite by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

cum sack 

Someone who holds cum in some place in there body; I.E. Butthole, mouth, vagina etc.

A person who is a fucking bastard.

You cum sacked son of a bitch.

cum sack by Rporter February 25, 2008

Cum-glomerate 

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.

After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.

Cum-glomerate by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

You damn cum guzzling dumpster monkey!!

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey by The_Douche September 2, 2010

cum clot 

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

cum clot by tah-dard! September 22, 2011