Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

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Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary

Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.

by Chisholm Factory October 7, 2022

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Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

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