Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.

"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"

by trolltime12 December 25, 2023

jordan travis

JT13!! The coolest and friendliest QB at FSU!!

Jordan Travis is the coolest guy on the team!

by Nnashh January 22, 2024

Jordan

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.

What a spec, gotta be jordan

by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024

Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal

“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”

by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023