Christmas Lights

Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights

Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.

by ca331u3 November 16, 2021

Light my wick

Impress me. Excite me. Fill me with enthusiasm.

To see you standing on one leg, drinking a glass of beer while reciting a Shakespearian sonnet, doesn't exactly Light my wick.

by Skumpy December 7, 2015

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

light fighter

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world

that dude stopped that drunk asshole from beating that dog, like a true light fighter, giggity

by pilldickle May 13, 2024