Hardees

Hardee's is better than fast food in its typical sense. Hardee's is something wonderful, which happens to arrive quickly.

That girl came quicker than Hardee's.

by John Flint May 9, 2005

Hardee's

A fast food restaurant, also called Carl's Jr. in some areas. Some people cannot handle their food; as a result, they shit themselves for hours on end. It is not a pleasant experience.

Friend 1: Where's Bobby at?
Friend 2: He ate Hardee's earlier... catch my drift?
Friend 1: I will go get him some extra toilet paper.

by BlackSabbath1977 April 30, 2009

“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.

Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

by SIReignman May 9, 2021

Hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work

Very very hot. Can be temperture or being hot as in sexually hot.

1. It's hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work in here.
2. That Kathy is hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work.

by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010

I raped you so hard last night

a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.

"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"

by spark winsor November 11, 2005

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021