fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

Fake

Dylan Wilson; Phoebe Adell Mizell

Omg he’s such a Dylan Wilson... so fake!

by Duck sucking penis March 17, 2019

Fake

When a person is your friend one day and then the next they ignore you and act like you don’t exist.

Wow. You’re so fake.

by 😂✌️😒🤤 December 18, 2018

Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang

You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"

by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.

“look at maggie”
“she’s such a fake friend”

by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019

Fake

God

person 1. Reeeeeee
person 2. Oh shit fake god is here

by Mr San0man January 10, 2019