Ethan

The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays

Ethan: I have a bigger peen than you

Everyone: facts

by Ethan at your moms house December 6, 2021

Ethan

He is perfect figure
-like a god
-incredibly handsome
-funny
-loveable
-big 7 inch slong 😉
-loyal af for his Queen
-knows when someone is lying

-is quiet a lot but very assertive and a good listener

-likes to do most and everything
- has a few friends
- keeps some secrets but shares some to the ones he loves

He is just the best and most amazing person you will ever meet

Ethan is god-like

by Cfghssgjigcdej December 8, 2021

Ethan

The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.

Man you see that, he is such a Ethan

by saxon24 December 9, 2021

Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.

Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan

by monster girl45 December 10, 2021

Ethan

A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside

Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon

by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021

Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021

Ethan

My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.

Ethan knows all the best jokes

by Igotafatas December 13, 2021