Imaginary boyfriend

A super hot guy that every single girl is hooked up with in their imaginations because they are too ugly to get a man in real life. Gives you something to think about when you are feeling lonely.

Hey bae, wanna cuddle?

Sure baby! C'mere.

*intense making out noises*

*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me

by Igotafatas December 04, 2020

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Ethan

My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.

Ethan knows all the best jokes

by Igotafatas December 13, 2021

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Ethan

The man I want inside me.

Right.
Now.

I want to get my cheeks clapped by Ethan.

by Igotafatas December 14, 2021

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Will

Will is a friendly and social person. He enjoys talking to adults as well as the ladies. He often gets bullied for his non-existent rear and his abnormally skinny legs but overall is very well liked by those who know him.

Will will willingly work while willing to go home.

by Igotafatas October 24, 2020

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Mae

Mae is a very socially awkward girl who seems quiet and well composed at first and even appears to be the model child and student. She seems to be the person who has everything in her life figured out. But once you get to know her, she is QUITE different. She is easily cracked up by every stupid joke her best friend makes and she often enjoys a good laugh at her expense. Though she tries to put on a tough face, and she is very tough dont get me wrong, she has a HUGE soft spot for one guy and one guy only. It takes her a while to open up but once she does, she will trust you completely. She hates to admit it but she adores talking about her crush because feelings make you look weak in her opinion. Physically, Mae has usually dark brown curly hair and has a beautiful face with rosy cheeks. Her eyes can melt your soul and break your heart. She is quite athletic and pretty smart. Overall, Mae is a very fun person to be around.

Mae was at a party yesterday. Did you see her there?

by Igotafatas October 26, 2020

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