Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022

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David Rudari

The guy who always sings violeta songs and moans when singing the songs from violeta (he likes violeta)

You: Hey dude, how are you?
Them: OH OH OH

SOMOS AL EXITO

OH OH OH

SOMOS MAGNETICOS

*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!

by Papičino April 5, 2023

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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior

Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"

by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023

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David Copperfielded

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).

"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."

by Montgomery Van Cleef October 6, 2012

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