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brown algae 

When a couple are having anal sex and the man is pleasured with an unexpected residue when withdrawing from their partner's anus. The "unexpected residue" is brown in tint, and usually resembles algae..
Damn bro, I was humpin this chick in her ass, but when I pulled out she gave me some fucking brown algae on my rubber. FUCK that bitch needed to wash her ass out.
brown algae by MyExHasADirtyHole September 29, 2008
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brown-lovelace 

a lazy peice of shit who take credit for other peoples work and is also extremely narcoleptic. also known as LDB (little dick brown)
way to brown-lovelace it fucking idiot. and you have a small penis?!

brown chicka brown cow 

brown chicka brown cow; (brown-chicka-brown-cow) similar to the sound bow chicka wow wow
The combination of a brown chicken and a brown cow.

When put together you get brown chicka brown cow.

Brown Out 

Used to describe situations when an individual feels as thought he has to crap, but he hits the can and only long farts come out.
Bill Viverito, my personal bathroom attendant thought he was slick and tried to crap, but after a long delay it was determined that there was a sustained brown out.
Brown Out by Gary Gnu October 1, 2004

brown out 

Taking a dump on someone's face while they are a bitch in a drunken state. The victim only partially remembers the incident because they are a bitch.
Because Jill called Joe "cheap" about dining out, Joe decided to brown out all over that bitch's face.
brown out by Gspeter May 8, 2008

Brown Banana 

1. Defecating inside a carefully spliced banana peel and resealing, leaving a suprise ripe for the picking.

2. When one carefully opens a banana peel and removes the lower 2/3rds of the fruit only to replace the bottom 2/3rds with feces after which he or she inconspicuously reseals the peel for eating.
My broke-ass friend ate all my groceries the last time he was over. This time I booby trapped him with a brown banana.
Brown Banana by rohdstar January 4, 2010