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Bang Blindness

Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.

similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"

2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
Bang Blindness by borntoboogie June 29, 2009
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bang bang thrush 

When a person creeps up behind someone and tries to give them a reach around while dry humping from behind, and yelling "bang bang!".
Did you see Allan give the the bang bang thrush to Beau, I think he liked it.
bang bang thrush by WaldoIsDead August 28, 2009
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noun - 'a bang', term referring to a cannabis joint. originated either because it rhymes with splang or because the twisted end of a ken looks like those devil bangers you used to get when you were a nipper
-where's Carl?
-he's on the front step having a bang.
bang by natrl March 25, 2010

Bang Resume 

An individual's history of sexual conquest, detailing all the people they have banged. As with all resumes, each person listed should be accompanied with references who can verify the claim so as not to false advertise to others who come across your bang resume.
Student 1: "I don't believe he banged our English teacher this summer."

Student 2: "It's true, it's right there in black and white on his bang resume."
Bang Resume by Stankle13 January 12, 2012

bang the bricks 

Withdraw money from an ATM.
I'm outta cash, I'm gonna do like Mario and bang the bricks.
bang the bricks by goldcoin February 21, 2012

bang boom bop 

Bang Boom Bop is something you say while booping banging and of course bopping
Mannnnnnn, whatchu doin?

Im bang boom bopping mangggg
bang boom bop by BOOOOOOOPbop February 20, 2014

Bang yo line 

If you don't stop posting hot pics on your story, imma have to bang yo line
Bang yo line by Real1234567890 July 20, 2016