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oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
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Long Hands

Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.
1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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Long Nosed Freak

A Person and or thing named callum
P1- "You seen that long nosed freak"
P2- "oh that's just callum"
by DaMathGod October 14, 2021
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A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.
Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.
by anonymous April 28, 2024
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Long Thumbs

when you got long thumbs and great imagination ;)
Person 1: I have long thumbs

Person 2: Stick them up my ass, please
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-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...
by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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