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chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure
man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''
by blackrain3 March 25, 2010
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Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
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wack my wood

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back
by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood
by Splithewood December 2, 2016
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lay some wood

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
by TLKay January 14, 2017
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