Turtle

A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.

Engie don't be a turtle!

by Z̴͙͗̌'̷̹̊̚a̶̅̾͜l̸̺̥̆͋ǵ̸͚̒ọ̵̇ April 21, 2020

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

by SoaringBear April 30, 2020

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole

man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!

by olmanjoe May 10, 2020

Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

Turtle Cub

The Turtle Cub is a epic creature created by @polarbearcari on Instagram along with the help of @alex.royale.high. It is a creature that is a turtle with a polar bear duck taped to its sheep, wry cool indeed. It likes chipotle as a snack

The Turtle Cub gonna eat you

by ALEX THE EPIC CHEATO June 1, 2020

Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020