A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max is a charmer! he likes to charm all the ladies but has trouble actually staying with just one. Usually secretive by nature he won’t reveal who he truly likes and asks his friends to set him up as he often gets shy! he’s really good at sports and the guys love having him around. At best he’s fun, flirty and has a wild sense of humour but just don’t get on his bad side as he has a raging temper and often suffers from mood swings. A great party animal though! you would want to have him to get the party going!
by badbitch256 November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by MbotManiac November 27, 2024
Get the YOLO-Maxingmug. max piasez: im a girl what the hell mj
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
by i fricked your mom November 8, 2022
Get the max piasezmug. "Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
by Goonforce June 5, 2024
Get the Bulge Maxingmug. A person that is usually really hot and doesn't usually care what anyone says but if you go to far he will get annoyed. He is absolutely jacked most of the time and hooks up with a lot of girl.
by thegodperson November 2, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.
by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019
Get the Maxmug.