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old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006
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old yeller style

1. when you fuck a pregnant woman with a shotgun
2. when you're fucking a pregnant woman from behind and holding a shotgun to the back of her head
so i was fuckin this bitch old yeller style when the gun accidentally went off. shit was messy as fuck son. like some dawn of the dead shit.
by THIRTY PACK December 25, 2008
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15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it
Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting
by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022
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the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018
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Old Man O'Driscoll

A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.
eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...
by Rev.Green September 21, 2020
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Grumpy Old Crummuggen

a hater of all things silly, young, funny, or cool
Leonard glares at the frog in the pickle jar because he is a grumpy old crummuggen!
by watergirljamiet September 14, 2011
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Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.
by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011
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