2 definitions by TheMightyGregasaurus

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus April 23, 2011

Australian Hummingbird

A girl who is known for visiting many "nectar providing appendages" in one night To satisfy her thirst Down under.

Man, did you see Carla at the party last night?
Yeah she was like a fucking Australian Hummingbird!

by TheMightyGregasaurus April 23, 2011