old yeller style

1. when you fuck a pregnant woman with a shotgun
2. when you're fucking a pregnant woman from behind and holding a shotgun to the back of her head

so i was fuckin this bitch old yeller style when the gun accidentally went off. shit was messy as fuck son. like some dawn of the dead shit.

by THIRTY PACK December 25, 2008

old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006

15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it

Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting

by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022

The Old Razzle Dazzle

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

growling old woman

When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.

Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class

by Ritchboilol December 25, 2016

old oral sex

When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex

SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017