night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

Tree(s)

an absolute idiot who does idiotic things.

person 1: ''yeah you know alfie?''
person 2: ''yeah he's such a tree(s)''

by your._mum June 4, 2019

List of famous trees

There are two famous trees
1: the first tree is an oak tree called pearl. she protected a kid from getting lost with a leaf when the kid followed the leaf the kid got back to the house where he lived.
2: the second tree is a pine tree who was surrounded by a ton of wolves but a kid was able to hide and wasn't hurt at all this trees name is unknown.

Here is a list of famous trees.

by potvaliant cloud June 24, 2024

pocona tree

a cross between a coconut tree and a palm tree. still working on inventing such a thing but until then haha

Damn Nema, those pocona trees outside sure have big poconuts!!

by Flippino January 31, 2009

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

The Gooba Gooba Tree

A magical tree often said to produce the iconic Australian Toyota Landcruiser series. Its origins are considerably unknown.

'Now what plant do you think this 200 Series was built at?'

'Oh I don't know the Gooba Gooba Tree?'

by Anonymous Australian November 2, 2020