old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006

old yeller style

1. when you fuck a pregnant woman with a shotgun
2. when you're fucking a pregnant woman from behind and holding a shotgun to the back of her head

so i was fuckin this bitch old yeller style when the gun accidentally went off. shit was messy as fuck son. like some dawn of the dead shit.

by THIRTY PACK December 25, 2008

15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it

Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting

by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

Mad old biddy

Or M.O.B. An old English woman who walks around town in a daze with shit clothes on.

Della: "What are these cones doing outside your house?"
Emma: "That was the mad old biddy from down the road."

by QueenieT_MTV October 21, 2010

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 9, 2009

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013