nooblem

A recurring problem for noobs. Often Googled while the solution is obvious to others.

Not being able to type write "Hello world" when following a tutorial for the first time, and trying to google the nooblem.

by Terminator_NL September 22, 2016

Noodling

The act of sucking an Asian man's penis

Lee:Dude. Jennifer's total going to suck my dick at the party tonight.

Jack: really? I didn't think she was the noodling type.

Lee: You racist fuck.

by Cacheton June 26, 2016

Noodling

When one sways side to side accompanied by a satisfying head bob. Mostly seen after heavy alcohol consumption.

"I swear, every time Julie drinks she's noodling"

"Oh wow! She drank so much, she's noodling!"

by Metalsrevenge91 December 17, 2016

noodl

means 3 things:
1- Penis
2- Noodles
3- Saxophone

guy 1: i'd want your noodl
guy 2: what kind of noodl?

by RicardoTheSmartAss April 11, 2017

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017

noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork

jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling

by noodlish July 21, 2017

Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)

My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017